When thrifting the other day,
I noticed that this item that I had previously admired
was still for sale.
It must have been waiting for me to come back for it.
Care to take a guess as to what it might be?
Does it go this way?
Or this way?
Does this help or are you still puzzled?
If you're stumped, don't worry, I was too
until Jane, the owner, told me what it was.
(I'll reveal the function tomorrow!)